Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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