Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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