I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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