It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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