the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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