Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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