there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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