Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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