YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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