dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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