I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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