After last night, I could never be a politician.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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