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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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