i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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