Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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