i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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