: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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