I'd wear matching sweaters with you
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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