the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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