who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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