I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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