i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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