just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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