You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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