doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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