I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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