Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You are a genius and a whore.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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