She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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