Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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