I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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