apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
pray to the hookup gods
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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