guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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