you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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