Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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