Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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