I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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