He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
