Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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