As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
