Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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