There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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