Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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