question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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