we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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