You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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