Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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