Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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