i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just gift wrapped bread.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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