I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
