My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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