What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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