Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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