question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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